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There are Stupid Questions and REALLY Stupid Questions!
There are Stupid Questions and REALLY Stupid Questions!
#Goals
Doggy Needs a Day Job.
All You Need is a Camera. And a Charger.
Sync Yourself Up.
So Like What Part of the Sofa Do You Want?
Be a Mostly Good Listener.
Behind the Scenes
This cartoon is a good example of a cartoon I had to find a character to give the punchline to. This punchline is really straight out of my mouth – me, dee, the author of the writing.
So normally I would give my real life lines to the character Lizzie. Lizzie, the one with the side ponytail, has the most annoying lines because I have the most annoying thoughts in real life.
But Lizzie can’t have all the lines or the cartoons would be too dull. So sometimes I distribute lines that would otherwise be Lizzie’s to other characters. And I just hope that their ‘real people’ (the real life people behind the characters) won’t mind too much that I gave then an annoying line that might make people think negatively about their character.
It’s the downside of inspiring a character in a cartoon.
So this time, the real life person behind Ann, my colleague, took the hit. Thank you, Stacey.
Stacey has been taking a lot of lines for Lizzie lately as I need more and to distribute annoying lines.
So here’s the real life deal.
I am BAD ON THE PHONE.
And I am really honest about that with everyone in my life. I really am.
And yet, there are some people in my life who are just REALLY PHONE PEOPLE who insist on phone calls. So I do phone calls with them.
Even though they supposedly know that I’m no good on the phone.
And then, during the phone call, I get distracted because there are keyboards everywhere around me. And I am a writer.
And there are snacks everywhere around me. And I am a snacker.
And I said I’m not good on the phone! I warned you.
So you choose.
Do you want me to chew or type?
Cause I can’t just talk on the phone. I didn’t get that singular focus-while-on-the phone-gene.
My mom got it. And her sister got it. And they can talk to each other on the phone for hours without doing anything else.
But I don’t got that talent.
So that’s how this cartoon came to be.
Because someone got mad at me for chewing or typing.
But it was probably typing.
It was probably 99.9% odds it was typing.
I’m sorry. I’m just a writer on the loose.
We type whenever we see a keyboard. It’s what we do.
At least I don’t scratch my balls.
Because I don’t have balls.
Maybe I would scratch my balls if I had balls. I don’t know.
One more thing I will never know.
Oh well.
Thank you for reading Reply All. And if I ever tap tap tap while you’re talking, I apologize in advance. It’s like scratching an itch.
And it doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
If I’m talking to you on the phone, believe me, I love you.
And if you’re reading cartoons, thank you extra. We love our readers.
🤎
dee and the Reply All Family
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Get the One with the Stuff.
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Get in the Game!
Don’t Forget Your Charger!
Love With All Your Heart.