Take it back.
It really happened. A child I love texted me from a lockdown. And didn’t give me the all clear.
Otherwise, after the heart attack and the searching of news online and school websites, I was really flattered that I got a text in that situation.
If I did stand up I could write some funny material about that. Maybe I’ll put it in a script
Like how far down the text chain was I? Were any other favorite aunts higher up the chain?
But I don’t do stand up.
Because it starts too late.
Not because I’m afraid to be rejected and humiliated in front of people.
Been there, done that.
Making the t-shirts now.
I will say I am surprised I wrote this cartoon. That’s definitely a #TMS cartoon. I wonder if a certain editor would have let that through.
I hope you are having a great holiday with people and furry people you love.
Thank you to those who sacrificed for our nation’s freedom. We really appreciate you. We really do.
xoxoxo, d (and bella)